Hello, my name is {Read above}.

I guess i should write something funny and or witty here right? Wrong.

I fail at writing. Im not sure if its nerves or what. But. I can come up with ideas, plan them out, and even possibly make a summary. But, puting words down in an understandable story...well it doesn't work.

So i stick to being an idea man for writers. In other words im that hot plumber guy with the draino from that one commercial. And your writers block is the drain. I also can tell ya what you need to make a story work and if it flows. Grammer and Sentence work...i am not a master at. Thats me.

Oh i guess some personal info is need to make this a bio, right?

Well, I don't like anykind of pie or cake. That includes muffins and cup cakes.

Book ideas.

Bio-shock: an after story. What happens after jack Ryan leaves rapture?

What happens if delta survives, but he and Eleanor have to leave their suits due to damage.

Bio-Shock/Reckoning: what if Delta wasn't Delta, but the fateless one?

Skyrim/Mass Effect: what happens when the Normandy crashes on Nirn after the events of Mass Effect 3?

Hellsing/Mass Effect: what would happen if Alucard had a child with an Assari? And the Collectors took her. (Last part optional)

Halo 4/Mass Effect: what if, Master Chief died instead of Cortana. The Librarian kidnapped Cortana from the Mantles Approach, and took her back to Requiem. She is given a highly modified organic body. Think Forerunner Spartan. She then somehow emerges in the Mass Effect universe.

hellsing/one piece: what if Luffy found something in impel down . Something with red eyes and fangs.

remember i suck at writing so theese are all yours.